R: What are you thinking about baby?
D: Ummm..I'm contemplating matter.
Silence
D: *sigh* what are YOU thinking about baby? (thinking maybe he had something profoundly romantic to say)
R: Oh, just electrons.
D: Electrons are part of matter.
R: And neutrons.
D: Neutrons are part of matter.
R: Yeah, but I'm still a deeper thinker.
D: How do you figure? I'm thinking about matter which covers a much broader spectrum than just electrons and neutrons, so I would have to say, that I am a much deeper thinker.
R: Nuh uh, I get right down into the core of the matter.
D: So you're really thinking about nuclei than.
R: Ahhhhh yea, nucleus.
D: ..................................................................You're dumb.
(Yes, we truley are THAT dorky)
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